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Best Pick Up Lines



Some people have learnt and others haven't. What are some of the best pick up lines heard, or used yourself? 		     Pick up lines
20/06/2010 1:59:14 PM
Posted by Brittany L
if hope is a minute id send you an hour, if happiness is a raindrop id send you a shower and if luck is leaf id send you a tree and if your ever feeling lonely you know you'll always have me!!!
0.0
(0 ratings)
19/06/2010 9:34:29 PM
Posted by Laura J
Babe if i could rearrange the alphabet i would put u... and i together
0.0
(0 ratings)
12/06/2010 4:33:49 PM
Posted by Nathen F
Used this and it worked ha!
If the moonbeams kiss the sea, and the mountains embrace the sky; what are all these kisses worth if thou kiss not me?

Gotta love Shelley!!
(Its from Love's Philosophy)
3.5
(2 ratings)
6/06/2010 8:06:18 PM
Posted by Olympia R
a guy in my class loved to use this one:
is your dad a theif? because he stole the stars and put them in your eyes!!!!
4.5
(2 ratings)
16/05/2010 3:42:25 PM
Posted by Emily A
LOL heres a pickup line i got from IDEK- Hey I see your wearing pants.
Cool.

ROFL
0.0
(0 ratings)
8/05/2010 8:29:14 PM
Posted by Amelia S
"Haven't I seen you someplace before?"
"Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore."

He: So what do you do for a living?
She: Female impersonator.
"Is this seat empty?"
"Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down."
"So, wanna go back to my place?"
"Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?"
"I'd like to call you. What's your number?"
"It's in the phone book."
"But I don't know your name."
"That's in the phone book too."
"What sign were you born under?"
"No Parking."
"I know how to please a woman."
"Then please leave me alone."
"Hey cutie, how 'bout you and I hitting the hot spots?"
"Sorry, I don't date outside my species."
Guy: "Haven't I seen you someplace before?"
Girl: "Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore."
He: Would you like to dance?
She: Not with you.
He: Oh, come on. Lower your standards a little, I just did.
Q: Do you believe in love at first sight or do you want me to walk by again?
A: Yeah, but this time don't stop!
4.0
(2 ratings)
2/05/2010 10:57:55 AM
Posted by Lina M
Heres 50 cents, go call your dad and tell him your not coming home tonight.
5.0
(1 rating)
16/04/2010 9:39:14 AM
Posted by Christopher P
"Girl, you must be a parking ticket cause you got 'fine' written all over you"
2.8
(5 ratings)
15/04/2010 2:29:25 PM
Posted by Yasmin C
did you fart?
cause you blew me away

:P hehe
1.0
(1 rating)
28/03/2010 5:42:11 PM
Posted by Marc B
hold on a minute.i need to call heaven and say that ime keeping their angel
3.0
(2 ratings)
24/03/2010 11:12:37 AM
Posted by Steven (DJ Steve) N
Hey whats your name? you look like my next gf ;D
4.0
(1 rating)
22/03/2010 6:53:08 PM
Posted by Vinh N
If i got a star for every time you made me smile, i would have a galaxy in my hand.
0.0
(0 ratings)
15/03/2010 8:16:29 PM
Posted by Emma M
Hey,
How's it going?
Yeah look I've gotta problem... (what?) I've not got a "Relashonship" status on facebook- would you mind filling that status?
0.0
(0 ratings)
26/02/2010 10:06:43 PM
Posted by James D
ahh, hey I've lost my phone number, can I have yours? ;)
5.0
(1 rating)
25/02/2010 6:27:52 PM
Posted by Tayla P
can i take your picture so i can show santa what i want for christmas?
4.0
(3 ratings)
15/02/2010 7:18:41 PM
Posted by Jackie L
best pick up line ever
Are you a Dementor in disguise, cause you just took my breathe away!
or
If you were a Dementor, I'd become a criminal just to get your kiss
I'm so using them
4.1
(8 ratings)
13/02/2010 2:08:25 PM
Posted by Chantelle T
Guy;"Hey Dream boat"
Girl:"Get lost Ship wreck"
3.1
(7 ratings)
12/02/2010 5:15:06 PM
Posted by Daniel H
My Heart Is to samll For Love But It has grown biger for you
1.0
(1 rating)
10/02/2010 9:33:35 PM
Posted by Sarah K
wanna hear ur future? me paying u child support in twelve yrs
3.5
(4 ratings)
9/02/2010 8:30:47 PM
Posted by Branda N
It's really lame!
'Do you do science?'
'No.'
"Coz I'm feeling the chemistry.'
Told you it was lame
3.5
(11 ratings)
9/02/2010 5:18:26 PM
Posted by Rebecca N
(only works if you're in chemisry class together) 'hey do we have chemistry together?' or 'you're the one i have chemistry with right?'
4.2
(6 ratings)
8/02/2010 9:38:59 PM
Posted by Lee-Anne S
"hi i just came over here to get a drink, would you like one too?"
3.5
(2 ratings)
8/02/2010 8:32:52 PM
Posted by Victoria C
My best friend told me this funny one she was asked once:
boy: Whats that stuck between your teeth?
girl: what?
boy:It must be dead rabbit because your a fox!
3.0
(7 ratings)
8/02/2010 2:37:38 PM
Posted by Carla S
Excuse me, can I please have your facebook?
1.2
(6 ratings)
8/02/2010 1:54:51 PM
Posted by Luis P
"Wow your great at first impressions!"

she asks why?

"just simply becuase the way you look XD and becuase iv been around the world and back, seen so many beautfiul thngs, but not one thing iv seen is beautfiul as you...."

Luis Perez aka Mexico yewwh!
2.8
(4 ratings)
8/02/2010 1:12:35 PM
Posted by sheldon s
alright, main thing you wanna do to get a girl to like you, (trust me ive helped a lot of guys get chicks before, im like a white hitch) get them to laugh. whenever your going to say something to break the ice, try your best to make it funny. e.g. "im not saying this because im trying to impress you, but im spiderman" it may sound stupid but im living proof that it works :D
4.2
(5 ratings)
3/02/2010 2:31:13 AM
Posted by Fiona L
I sent this as a sms to my bf who's working up North in Karratha =[ I love it this! It's really cute and sweet!

Last nite i wantd 2 send u a msg, but all i could write was: "iiinoh ss!w !".
it didn't make much sense until i read it upside down...

xx
4.5
(18 ratings)
21/12/2009 9:36:43 AM
Posted by Tugba T
you had me at hello!
2.0
(8 ratings)
17/12/2009 9:28:03 AM
Posted by Stephanie P
Best line for awkward convesations (especially around a dinner table or at socials)

Everyone:*silence*
You: *Silence*
You: Fat Penguin!
Everyone: What!?!?
You: I thought it would break the ice!! My name is (insert name here)
2.0
(10 ratings)
2/12/2009 2:57:29 PM
Posted by Armaine R
Do you have a raisin? If not, do you have a date? ;-)
3.3
(8 ratings)
30/11/2009 5:06:19 PM
Posted by Sarah C
You may fall out of the sky
You may fall out of a tree
But the best way to fall...
Is to fall in love with me
5.0
(7 ratings)
30/11/2009 3:17:33 PM
Posted by Alexandra Q
if you were a flower youd be the one id pick n___n
4.0
(2 ratings)
28/11/2009 11:39:27 AM
Posted by Sage L
if i could rearrange the alphabet i would put you and i together
4.2
(5 ratings)
28/11/2009 10:22:43 AM
Posted by Christie M
I love this line.

" how much does a polar bear weight?
(pause)
"Enough to break the ice....Hi i'm (insert name)"
5.0
(1 rating)
28/11/2009 10:08:25 AM
Posted by Jimi M
Walk up to the girl and explain that you and your friend made a $20 bet that you couldn't get a girls number within 24 hours of the bet. Ask her to give it to you and don't act sleazy or weird just kind of embarrassed. If you succeed in getting the number, thank her for saving u $20 and ask if she wants a drink or snack or something as a reward
4.0
(1 rating)
28/11/2009 3:54:39 AM
Posted by Nafrah Rayhana D
there are no stupid questions only stupid people
4.0
(2 ratings)
27/11/2009 4:31:08 PM
Posted by Chelsea B
My buddies over there said that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the bar. Wanna buy some drinks with some of their money?
5.0
(15 ratings)
27/11/2009 4:30:58 PM
Posted by Chelsea B
On The Phone
She/He says: "Hold on"
You Say: "Sorry, I can't hold on... I've already fallen for you."
5.0
(10 ratings)
27/11/2009 4:29:11 PM
Posted by Chelsea B
Rejection can lead to emotional stress for both parties involved and emotional stress can lead to physical complications such as headaches, ulcers, cancerous tumors, and even death! So for my health and yours, JUST SAY YES!
5.0
(8 ratings)
27/11/2009 4:29:10 PM
Posted by Chelsea B
Hey baby you're so fine you make me stutter, wha-wha-what's your name?
4.8
(17 ratings)
27/11/2009 4:27:56 PM
Posted by Chelsea B
best-
Do you have a map? I'm getting lost in your eyes.
5.0
(24 ratings)
26/11/2009 1:47:48 PM
Posted by Rikki B
the best pick up line is hello.
its not sleezy or corny thus effective
you had me at hello...
4.5
(2 ratings)
24/11/2009 10:44:07 AM
Posted by Rachael E
some more turn downs
1. ' is this bar stool free, no but this one will be if you sit down'

2. 'I'd like to call you. What's your number?''It's in the phone book.' 'But I don't know your name.' 'That's in the phone book too.'

3.'where have you been all my life?' a) 'hiding from you'
b) 'i probably wasn't born for the first half of it'
5.0
(1 rating)
23/11/2009 7:31:42 PM
Posted by Nick G
I'm pretty sure there is no such thing as a good pick up line, they are all corny and if not way seedy.
just talk to the person
4.3
(3 ratings)
23/11/2009 7:24:28 PM
Posted by Monica R
your like a dictionary- you add meaning to my life
3.5
(2 ratings)
23/11/2009 7:02:42 PM
Posted by ashleigh b
"iv lost my number can i have yours"
4.8
(6 ratings)
23/11/2009 11:41:36 AM
Posted by Sharnie S
*makes ambulance ringing noise* Girl: "what's that noise" Boy:"The ambulance coming because you stopped my heart.
3.0
(1 rating)
22/11/2009 5:27:26 PM
Posted by Yasmin P
my favourite saying is "get with it! " u use it at skwl wen people are not talking about the subject ur talking about
1.0
(4 ratings)
22/11/2009 12:19:52 PM
Posted by Brittany C
music pick up lines . a friend in my tee music class makes them up all the time..

if you were a cadence you'd be perfect :)

<3
5.0
(1 rating)
21/11/2009 2:07:33 PM
Posted by Angel L
If i was a stoplight, i would stop everytime you came by so i could stare at you longer.
4.0
(1 rating)
20/11/2009 6:37:19 PM
Posted by Lissie T
I just got a new mobile and have lost my number, can i have yours?
5.0
(9 ratings)
20/11/2009 4:04:13 PM
Posted by Tara B
Do you believe in love at first sight, or do i have to walk in front of you again?
5.0
(5 ratings)
17/11/2009 6:00:37 PM
Posted by shenae r
i love really corny pick up lines because they're so funny, cute and well yeah funny again!!
1.0
(1 rating)
16/11/2009 10:23:39 PM
Posted by Aaron T
Knock Knock
Whos there?
Me knocking at ur door waiting for you to open ur heart
4.5
(2 ratings)
16/11/2009 2:49:19 PM
Posted by Catherine L
the first thing michael douglas said to catherine-zeta jones
"i would love to father your children"
apparently it worked!
1.0
(1 rating)
16/11/2009 2:47:43 PM
Posted by Catherine L
cheesiest pick up line ever:
do your eyes have their own area code?..cause im lost in them
3.0
(3 ratings)
15/11/2009 12:24:59 PM
Posted by nicole d
are you jamaican? cause jamaican me crazy!
3.5
(2 ratings)
14/11/2009 3:53:10 PM
Posted by Edmond S
If I could be anything I'd be a tear: Born in your eye, live on your cheek, and die at your lips.
5.0
(4 ratings)
13/11/2009 6:22:25 PM
Posted by taylor b
baby u must be tired
coz u been running through my mind all day
5.0
(4 ratings)
13/11/2009 5:48:01 PM
Posted by christianne l
can you take a picture with me? Because I want to show santa exactly what I want for christmas.
4.9
(9 ratings)
13/11/2009 5:21:58 PM
Posted by Mikala F
All this could be yours for one low, low price! and Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.
0.0
(0 ratings)
11/11/2009 10:21:59 PM
Posted by Steffanie T
So... You come ere often?
1.0
(1 rating)
11/11/2009 4:53:44 PM
Posted by Rhys J
so...you like stuff?
5.0
(4 ratings)
11/11/2009 11:16:10 AM
Posted by Aaron d
Your like a parking ticket... You've got FINE written all over you!
3.6
(11 ratings)
10/11/2009 7:53:45 PM
Posted by Shelley T
you're so beautiful you could be a part time model
spending part of your time modelling,
and part of your time with me
3.3
(3 ratings)
9/11/2009 5:09:00 PM
Posted by Mitchell H
Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa just what I want for
Christmas.
4.0
(2 ratings)
8/11/2009 10:12:06 AM
Posted by Laura S
I’ve got a comeback for "if I could rearrange the alphabet I would put u and I together”. When someone says this to you, and you don’t like them, you just say look at a keyboard!!!!
3.0
(4 ratings)
6/11/2009 8:08:15 PM
Posted by Alexis E
did it hurt when i fell down from hevan
2.0
(2 ratings)
3/11/2009 11:45:36 AM
Posted by Alan C
1. There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn't have your number in it.
2. Do you have a Band-Aid? I just scraped my knee falling for you.
3. My love for you is just like diarrhoea; I just can't hold it in.
1.4
(13 ratings)
1/11/2009 9:32:50 PM
Posted by Nancy Z
1. you're so beautiful you made me forget my pick up line
2. i'm a raindrop and i'm falling for you
3. you must be one hell of a thief 'cos you stole my heart from across the room
4.3
(4 ratings)
1/11/2009 12:53:40 AM
Posted by Mitchell H
If you were a booger, i would pick you first!
5.0
(2 ratings)
30/10/2009 9:29:56 PM
Posted by Jesse R
excuse me but, Have you met me?
3.4
(5 ratings)
30/10/2009 9:25:00 AM
Posted by Kamil S
i'm no fred flinestone, but i can make your bedrock XD
4.4
(5 ratings)
30/10/2009 12:05:07 AM
Posted by Jessica H
the best one i've heard so far is "did you just fart..cause you just blew me away!" haha love it because it's so corny and yet not sleazy at all and I would actually rather be with a guy who makes fart jokes than one who makes sleazy comments! :P
1.6
(11 ratings)
29/10/2009 7:54:53 PM
Posted by Jerel B
1. On the day of you were born, it must of been raining heavily because the heavens were weeping over the ONLY angel descending onto earth
2. Aren't you hurting? When you fell from heaven.
3. Do you know the reason in liking you? Because it's you.
1.0
(2 ratings)
28/10/2009 9:29:32 AM
Posted by Liam M
1.Did I just die because when I'm with you I'm in heaven.
2.Do you have a skipping rope? Because my heart just skipped a beat!
3.0
(3 ratings)
9/10/2009 2:51:44 PM
Posted by Calum R
okay
i made this up, u need to like harry potter.
k so u go up to a chick and say
"wingardium leviosar" (idk how to spell it but u no what i mean)
chick says "what are you doing?"
you reply "oh im just trying to pick you up"
3.0
(7 ratings)
2/10/2009 9:20:59 AM
Posted by John-Daniel H
I've got 5:
1. Do you have a BandAid? I just scraped my knee falling for you.
2. If I received five cents for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.
3.Do you have a map? I'm getting lost in your eyes.
4. There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn't have your number in it.
5. Is your last name Gillette? Because you are the best a man can get.
4.0
(10 ratings)
29/09/2009 7:04:11 PM
Posted by Charlie M
if i could rearange the alphabet i would put u and i together
3.3
(4 ratings)
28/09/2009 12:57:22 PM
Posted by Anais R
Do you believe in love at first sight, or do i have to walk in front of you again?
4.7
(9 ratings)
24/09/2009 5:32:47 PM
Posted by Luke I
When I first saw you I was blinded so i'm going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.
3.8
(4 ratings)
24/09/2009 3:38:35 PM
Posted by Laura W
i'm not short i'm funsize (i luv this one coz i'm not exactly tall):p
2.7
(3 ratings)
24/09/2009 1:40:24 PM
Posted by Craig W
I hope you know CPR, 'cause you take my breath away.
1.5
(2 ratings)
24/09/2009 12:13:39 PM
Posted by chantelle e
IF I DIED AND WENT TO HEAVEN YOU WOULD BE THERE LOL
1.0
(2 ratings)
23/09/2009 8:27:01 PM
Posted by Charlie M
Better ring up heaven because they forgot an angel
4.4
(14 ratings)
23/09/2009 7:38:16 PM
Posted by Nic P
I've lost my mobile number...can i have yours. haha
2.0
(5 ratings)
20/09/2009 12:37:40 PM
Posted by troy b
Lol..my mate once said to me and i think he said it to a chick..if i followed you home would you keep me?...:P
4.3
(13 ratings)

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