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8. "how much does a polar bear weight?
(pause)
"Enough to break the ice....
Hi i'm (insert name)"
Posted by Christie M
7. Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.
Posted by Mikala F
6. excuse me but, Have you met me?
Posted by Jesse R
5. Do you believe in love at first sight, or do i have to walk in front of you again?
Posted by Anais R
4. i made this up, u need to like harry potter.
k so u go up to a chick and say
"wingardium leviosar" (idk how to spell it but u no what i mean)
chick says "what are you doing?"
you reply "oh im just trying to pick you up"
Posted by Calum R
3. the best one i've heard so far is "did you just fart..cause you just blew me away!" haha love it because it's so corny and yet not sleazy at all and I would actually rather be with a guy who makes fart jokes than one who makes sleazy comments! :P
Posted by Jessica H
2. If you were a booger, i would pick you first!
Posted by Mitchell H
And the number one pick-up line? It’s actually more of a put down, but it made us laugh!
1. 'is this bar stool free, no but this one will be if you sit down'
'I'd like to call you. What's your number?''It's in the phone book.' 'But I don't know your name.' 'That's in the phone book too.'
'where have you been all my life?' 'hiding from you'
Posted by Rachael E
February 4, 2010
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